Jar Jar Binks Life Sized Sex Dolls Twitter Trending Topic

We were beginning to wonder what exactly started one of the strangest Star Wars Related massive trending topics on Twitter.com Jar Jar Binks, yes folks JAR JAR BINKS was one of the top trending topics to end Sunday night and start the discussions on Monday Morning. So we pondered what could possibly have started this. First thoughts, did he pass away? OK checked around, and no to our relief he is still alive and well. Whether you liked Jar Jar or not there is a human being behind that character and he is a very nice human being by the name of Ahmed Best who's twin brother Rapper Khalid Best who apparently (according to another article) went to prom with Lauryn Hill.

Jar Jar Binks

Many people did not like the character of Jar Jar Binks if only because he stole away too many scenes with too many antics, forgetting that when they were younger it was R2D2, Chewbacca and later the Ewoks that were a chunk of comical characters for the kids to enjoy. Jar Jar just had too many antics for the taste of a now grown up movie base that forgets the movies are also for the next generations as well. And kids loved Jar jar (the young ones) The actor that portrays Jar Jar Binks is actually a very talented young man by the name of Ahmed Best who also starred in Stomp the musical. If you play close attention you can see him playing other roles in Episode 2 as one of the council members disembarking from a transport with Obi Wan Kenobi (Played in the prequels by Ewan McGregor) and later on also featured in the bar scene having a drink in the background.

Well it's quite possible that the twitter trending topic was started because of either the new app that allows you to translate regular sentences into Jar Jar Binks speak or because of the following story about the life sized dolls being used as sex toys. The story came out in 1999 but was more recently reposted again ten years after it first came out as a Ten Year Anniversary series of articles written by the church. In this case they were basically calling the Life Sized Jar Jar Binks dolls a TOOL of THE DEVIL and a sexual play toy for both male and female Younglings.

There are also life sized versions of other characters that could easily serve similar sinister purposes

like the life size animated princess Leia & Princess Amidalah dolls

article below was from http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html
From the Landover Baptist 10 Year Internet Anniversary Series
Action Alert: Dated July 1999:


"When Mrs. Tawny Huxton opened her son Timmy's bedroom door, she was shocked to see his innocent white hiney nestled into the new 7ft Jar Jar Binks doll she had bought him for his birthday. Lately, many Americans have suffered similar incidents. Young children are being seduced by the character of George Lucas' latest Star Wars Movie. Jar Jar's soothing voice, and timid childlike manners, seem to lure young teens into a world of lustful abandon. Unsuspecting parents purchase the popular life-size doll, only to find out later that it is being used by the child as a masturbation toy.

Under the guise of family entertainment, Lucas' "Star Wars" prequel has contaminated America's youth with subliminal sexual innuendo. Pastor Deacon Fred of the Landover Baptist Church commented, "The demonic characteristics of the Jar Jar binks creature become obvious when one pays close attention. His forked tongue, his lapping, his malignant features, are all too noticeable to the Christ centered man." Experts who have examined the life-sized doll that has become the favorite 'toy' of 12-14 year old children, say that the evidence is overwhelming. The doll was created for the sole purpose of masturbation. It has four openings, and three extrusions, making it compatible for male or female pleasure.

Members of The Landover Baptist Church are outraged at the Satanic subtlety in which marketing geniuses have moved this horrific abomination into the homes of America's youth. "One Mother was concerned that her young daughter was not interested in boys," a Pastor noted, "she asked her little girl, 'why don't you talk about the cute boys at school?' Her daughter replied, 'oh momma, nobody I know is cuter than Jar Jar Binks.' The mother was horrified."

Landover Baptist Church finds that the only way to resolve this problem is to ban not only life sized Jar Jar Binks dolls from American homes, but to ban any life sized doll. "Any child that has seen this movie is finding that their natural attraction to members of the opposite sex is being replaced with an attraction to a 7ft devil with elephant feet, a 25 inch tongue, polka dot skin, a fish snout, and two phallic eyes that jut out like hard erotic pokers. For the Love of God! If you've got this devil in your house, remove it as soon as possible!"

Above: We've added a scene from robot chicken Star Wars Darth Vader and Jar Jar Binks for a few laughs. The church may wish they could do this to Jar Jar but always remember the consequences of your actions may come back to haunt you as they do Vader in this funny short clip